SITUATIONS I KNOW

Is it the love language of the near pathologically self-centered? Or more like a highly skilled aptitude that must stay focused at all costs? This type of partner will always be somebody’s project.

At that rate, it takes a looooong time before they might wake up — KERBONK!

Lure a Sweetie into yer ant lion trap and then destroy everything you liked about that person — don’t do this, partners, if you hope to have anything left after midlife.